Sunday, November 19, 2006

Time to catch up again...

Darrick left on Monday to go out to sea for the week and Dave, Laura and Elijah left bright and early Tuesday morning to fly back to California so our house seemed pretty quiet with just me and the boys.

We had a pretty normal week. Darrick came home Friday and we were all happy to see him-especially the boys. Darrick had promised them that when he got back we could watch the movie "Cars" and then the boys could have a sleepover together. Micah and Jacob decided that they all wanted to sleep in the guestroom and when I peeked at them they were both cuddled up, one on each side, next to Darrick.

Saturday we took it easy. In the morning we went for a family bike ride on the bike path. We were all cruisin' along fine until we got to a little downhill section by the watercress and taro patches. Jacob veered off the path rolled off his bike and crashed at the bottom of a small hill by the taro field. Thankfully he only scratched his chin a little and cried because he said he was scared.

In the afternoon we cleaned out our storage room to get out all of our christmas stuff. We were quite surprised at the amount of gecko poop that was in there. I mean it was so much we had to sweep it out. We also encountered 2 giant cockraoches, yuck!

Darrick had duty today so the boys and I went to church but it was not a normal church service it was Hope Chapel West Oahu's Thanksgiving Luau. It was awesome and everything was FREE! First was church. I helped with the kids. We had a couple hundred kids from Pre-K to 6th grade. We started with a great kids singer named Tisha and then a Christian magician. The kids loved it. We had handed out quite a few tickets to our friends and neighbors but the only ones we saw there was our new neighbors Jeremy, Jennifer and Brayden. After church then the Luau started. We had traditional food: kalua pork, rice, chicken long rice, lomi lomi salmon and poi. They had bouncers for the kids, carnival rides and shave ice. They also had some musical guests: Kapena (http://www.kapena.com/), Keahiwai (http://www.keahiwai.com/) and Nathan Aweau (http://www.nathanaweau.org/). The boys and I relaxed, listened to good music and ate 3 shave ice each!

I better wrap this up, but one last story. As a result of the 3 shave ice Jacob especially had to go to the bathroom a lot. I made sure he went right before we left. One the way home I had to make a stop to sign Micah up to play AYSO soccer for the first time-the season starts in January. So we are in traffic, I'm trying to drive and Jacob blurts out "I have to pee!" "Right now?" I say and he says "It's coming out!" "Quick think" I say to myself. There is no where to pull over and I spot an empty waterbottle-perfect! I tell Micah to try and help him get his pants down while he is still in his seatbelt. I just tell them "Make sure your penis is in the bottle before you pee." We are finally coming to a redlight, I turn around just as Jacob starts peeing and his penis pops out of the bottle and he is just sitting there peeing like an out of control firehose. I am yelling "make it stop!" as it hits me and Micah. Finally it stops because he is out of pee and he just smiles and starts giggling. The lights turns green and we get to the registration place and the first words out of Micah's mouth are "Mom can I use the bottle too?" Life with boys...

6 comments:

Gina said...

Your stories make me laugh. :) Glad to hear its never boring around there...

Sam and Darcie Gutierrez said...

that last story about pee was the funniest story I have heard in a while. Thanks! :)

Nicole Leonard said...

Yeah, the pee story will go down in infamy! I laughed so hard! And I hope you don't mind, but I shared the story with one of my co-workers (she had 2 boys also) and we had a real good laugh together! :)

I love you, Jenn, and I miss you so much. You guys are still coming home for the holidays, right?

Anonymous said...

I bet Jacob learned that trick from his uncle Da. Remember that Jenn?--on the way to Yucaipa? :)

Jeff

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. Gosh. This was one of the most hilarious stories I have ever heard!

"make it STOP!!"

PealzfromShelz said...

Oh Lord, the first thing I think of is a line from a movie Lauren Bacall says "I never did mind about the little things" because it is these simple memories that will so long be cherished. But pee, that's where I draw the line ;-)